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I just love the encouraging tone of it. Why yes, I would like to leave unnecessary experiences behind! Thanks for suggesting it! Seriously, how can I be mad that something this cheerful snuck past my job’s semi-ineffective junk mail filters?
*That’s unsolicited e-mail, not canned meat.
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Margins. // April 15, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Ha. That is really funny. I used to get those emails all of the time. I mean, ALL of the time. I learned about all sorts of things. But they stopped coming by my inbox for some reason.
Kind of miss them.
erin // April 17, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I love that.
I get the ones offering a resolution to the “tired of your boring wife” problem, ALL the time.
First of all, I don’t have a wife, although I do have a life partner/common-law spouse/boyfriend. So, was this email intended for him? Is he bored of me?
I never open them, so I have no idea what the suggested solution is.
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